Like all good stories, this began on an outdoor snooker table. While playing in the sun, a friend challenged Kieran to fill the table with litter. Confident he could do it with lids alone, he reckoned a year’s worth of litter picking would do the trick.

Deary dumplings, was he wrong!

Because, just one month later, the table was covered with 1,603 lids producing a mosaic myriad of colour. So what happened next? Did Kieran pop them all in a recycling bag for bin day?

Nope. Instead, he had a helluva truly Rubbish Idea.