Chapter 4: Did you post it?
These littered lists are written on Post-it Notes.
59. She knew Aiden liked using commas. Still, Sabrina had to question why only milk had one.
62. The way he pronounced things was so unique that Griffin popped his own accents above and below words.
101. She got so hungry in the queue at the self-service counter that Brenda munched on the corner. It was not great.
102. Sophie had been using Excel all morning so picked up milk formula.
112. For a second, Dylan considered whether the Tetley, Galaxy hot choccie, posh milk, coconut water, or haemorrhoid gel would be good enough for his mum's birthday. In the end, he went to the pub.
143. Diana was in a rage. She had asked him to stop calling her that. He started all his letters to her that way.
188. It was natural that Maximilian, a book publisher, enlarged the first letter on everything. Rachel, however, was sad to see her husband had supplied no glossary.
191. It was such art that Leroy felt compelled to sign it.
216. Without the time saved on writing prescription in full, Bill would never have been able to successfully put a fourth item down.
239. If it had been just one thing, Rowen backed himself to not need a list. Once it was two, he was compelled.
278. She was trying to a list of all Bs. Her boyfriend asked for why. So Tiffany did yoghurts.
345. Utter chaos. Florence took one look and wanted out.
367. The fans were kettled to stop things kicking off. Guava's insults could still be heard over the fence though.
395. Sex, drugs, and sausage rolls. Minus the sex. That was Oakley's life now.
496. The Post-its were not cutting it anymore for Angus. Time to upgrade.