1. The kids simply had the best night EVER!

16. Dorothy was horrified by the language. Never in all her years as a prison warden had she heard lavatories referred to in that way.

29. Amanda was too distracted by the symbols at the bottom. If only she knew.

37. Life was always a gamble for Big Stevo. He even wrote his groceries on playing cards. One for every week of the year.

61. Fat food?! That helped nobody, did it!

140. Jess now understood why her father-in-law had called her an 'apos-trophy wife'.

165. Wipes was fuming. It was fed up of being combined with Toilet Roll again. Handwash could sympathise.

248. Grace was always a maverick. There were tick boxes but she still crossed them out.

252. Was it a PIN or was she asking for 7,899 loo rolls? Elliott was happy with his guess.

265. Even outside of school, you could not take the teacher out of Janice.

313. Because this film was an 18, Aiden was surprised his mum let him watch it.

321. That lovely lady at the till helped with three down having done it on her break. They had made her take the early lunch slot so Sue was not a happy teddy.

411. Only 8% of it remained but the police were able to identify the pattern. With this, they could solve the case of the decade.

433. The home XI had its team down early. The away team was messing about in two groups angering the match officials.

597. Clean-ups in Aisle 22 would be easier now that customers brought their own supplies.

Chapter 2: Favourites