Chapter 3: Sending letters
These littered lists are written on envelopes.
6. Her argument was that blue and red make purple. Hence, Penelope produced purple crisps at the soirée.
24. Postie Ralph did so well knowing exactly where this was being sent: Aisles 8, 2, 5, 9, then 3.
85. Gary could not recall a Vinnie so was sure it must have been a brand. Turns out it was his best mate who he had only known as 'Diggsy' for the past twenty years.
144. The wacky baccy order at the end went unnoticed through security, but a keen-eyed cashier was able to point Kerry on his way.
219. Evie came back with a grandad. He stayed for the korma.
222. The guy at the till just laughed when Gerald asked about onioneos and lemoneos.
250. This was certainly the smartest envelope Carol had met. She had never seen one with a bow tie.
307. Wilfred had heard you could now get food delivered. So he popped it in the post and waited in the pub.
311. Ava guessed she would be okay if she got four wines. Mum would manage it. She always did.
318. Whatever news the letter brought, Sonny would have a right good knees-up with plenty of salad bits.
364. It was all me, me, me with her. Now Garth knew why she insisted they call the pooch Mimi.
387. The world's strongest woman had licked the envelope and the planet's strongest man opened it. They only ever wanted protein.
392. It was a hit list. Once Stanley was dead, Kai's marijuana dynasty appeared there for the taking.
430. The letter never got anywhere. 13,483 efforts. Edwin remains stood at the post-box for the 13,484th time.
468. Raymond was happy with his terrific bacon and average noodles.