Chapter 5: Callum’s story
These littered lists are written by the same human. We shall call him Callum.
18. Chapter 1: Callum could only sell his pot during school holidays, so this one went without.
46. Chapter 2: Two orders for Callum's special weed was fine but asking for four bakery variants was ridiculous on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke.
89. Chapter 3: Callum enjoyed his pot so much that the giant iceberg started floating towards him. He even did the Titanic pose. He was not king of the world in any way.
90. Chapter 4: With no orders, Callum could focus on his melon trade. The two had an incredible number of crossover customers.
322. Chapter 5: Callum blushed as he read the little pet name she had for him. They would always be each other's cauliflowers even if she did spell it wrong half the time.
342. Chapter 6: The five-match ban was excessive. He could not even console himself with a doobie in the changing room. Never sample your own goods.
460. Chapter 7: It was flash of Callum to suddenly start calling it 'hash'.
612. Chapter 8: This was never spliff material. Why try?!
