If these “utterly deceptive twaddle-speak” tales (to borrow a phrase from Captain Jack Sparrow) about sea plastics tickle you, then Rubbish Lists might be your next delight where Kieran spins 500 tossed-away shopping lists into quirky yarns.
A national survey revealed four out of five adults think this was a centipede.
It is said that Blackbeard used this to mark his illustrious buried treasure. Plastics can last 450 years so it makes sense.
A decoration from the first-ever Trafalgar Square Christmas tree gifted by Norway in 1947.
Poseidon asked Neptune to pass the remote. Neptune got annoyed and launched it at him. Crossing mythologies was dangerous.
Straight from the Watergate tapes. Still all hush-hush. Shame it was found in Sheppey.
Sometimes Lego bricks end up with shark teeth jammed within them. Sometimes they do not.
63% of snowmen have plastic heads. Their bodies melt in the salt water.
The shotgun shell used by Peter Fogg after that wild Millennium party in Greendale. It was incredible anybody turned up once Pat forgot to post the invites.
Lobbyists fiercely argue this radiator valve is used to control climate change.
Some thought it a dinglehopper or banded bulbous snarfblatt. Others declared it a car light. Some pointed out it is not a light, but a light cover. Others just had a nap. Some chose otherwise.
It is unsure which old sea dog requested plastics to be used for his anchor. The SHEQ lady said it was a bad idea and she was right. As usual.
Not many realise this was the lid of the glue used to stick the Eiffel Tower together in 1887. Incidently, the lid's vast inch spire went on to inspire numerous landmarks afterwards.
The final hose recovered from the 1666 Great Fire of London. Not a scar on it. That is plastics for you.
Thankfully, there was no disastrous oil spill. Just a load of data lost at sea.
This was left over from the world's lamest attempt to drill for oil. No lube was discovered either.
An ornament used in The Polar Express, Elf, Home Alone, Miracle on 34th Street, and Love Actually. It broke in transit on the train.
The smallest net from the smallest football match ever played.
Shakespeare used this when he wrote Hamlet. According to Blackadder anyway.
Nudest beaches do not allow implants.
The only question needed.